புலம்பல்கள் - PULAMBALGAL
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
If you are my friend, and know me pretty well, get these things asap.. no, not asap, immediately, i mean right now.
-> Steering wheel lock
-> Wheel lock
-> Alarm system for cars
-> Comprehensive insurance for your car
-> Home insurance
-> Double bolt lock for home
-> CC cameras for your home
-> Insure anything that you think is valuble.
If you are very close to me, better buy a gun. I m not kidding. You dont have any choice. Beleive me...
Ok.. Don't start imagining that i will come to steal your things, you jerks. No thats not my idea. My idea is to make the blow from my Karma, soft for you all.
First, my car was stolen. You might have known that now from my numerous pulambals. Miraculously it was recovered with minimum damage. I didnt even complete my first round of pulambals, my friends' car got stolen too(recovered with some damage :( ). Is that all?? Nope...Karma never let me go that easily. I came to office after the holidays, my collegue (also a friend) says his car was broken into and office laptop/debuggers/phones were stolen.
So distraught with these string of thefts, i was appalled to know when one of my college friends collegue's car was stolen and never recovered. I would not have added this theft to my karma's account, but seeds of doubt has been sowed in my mind, by the previous thefts. Is it because of my karma??. No way!! It could not be. isnt?? or Am i guilty??...
How could this continously happen?? KARMA.. nothing but KARMA. But I m trying to help you guys to escape from my Karma's wrath. So what do you do when some theft happens?? Do the following
-> Be calm, breathe deeply 15 times.
-> Note down all the things that were stolen or missing
-> Call cops (yep, the same useless ones) and place a complaint.
-> Call insurance.
-> Try to sleep (but very difficult).
-> Last but not least, DO NOT EVER tell me somebody robbed you. Repeat, DO NOT TELL ME. Pleeeeeeeezzzzz
I have accrued enough guilt already to last for 9 lives.